The Bastard Mayor and other retards

So today's news is kinda slow (again), but I managed to find shit that pisses me off (usually not that hard. I just log on, and poof).

God I hate this man.

The mayor of tempe is a complete fucktard. Before him we had the cool gay dude who used to be president of ASU. This was nice, because things like student input and student issues weren't ignored. Now enter this Hallman fucker. This is the same guy who won election by calling students "transients". What's that? Oh yeah...tempe is fucking bullshit without tempe. I say ASU seceeds from tempe. You don't like students? No fucking money for you. We bring in ALL (YES ALL ALL ALL) of tempe's money. Students support this shithole of a town and if it wasn't for us, the university, football stadium, research centers, gammage, this town would be a fucking cesspool of suburbia like the rest of the metro area. So please...don't be an ass, or i'll have to regulate...and yes renters count as tenets you fucking asshole. Need proof? How come they're protected under law then? Asshole.

Simple: This makes me nervous.

My opinion. Second generation DVDs, unless they standardize (but let's face it...bastard corporation retard business majors run these duelers, not developers...so nothing will work out) will go the way of betamax, laserdisc and any other retard format that doesn't mean shit.

Can I go one day without **AA fucking pissing me off?

Jesus Christ...the courts say this TV flag is bullshit (Read: they want to regulate everything you watch, do, send shit to marketers...basically invade the sanctity of your fucking tv set, and also "prevent privacy"). What do you do when you pander to the FCC, they cave, and courts overturn this obvious bullshit. Oooooh, that's it. You pander to congress, tack it on spending limit bill and do it that way. Burn in hell.

Cute and Stupid

Yeah...I don't think the white house carpooling and turning off their computers will help gas prices go down. You know what will...just *gasp* taking somebody's goddamn oil. Or tap other reserves/drill other places. And when I say take oil, I don't mean iraq. They haven't given us shit for oil, so until they do you damn drum beating blood for oil hippy's need to shut it. If we went to war for oil how come I pay 3 goddamn 30 for gas. Thought so retard.

We will start the ass kissing with you

Everyone who disagreed with me (and some of y'all still do) that Britney is a bigger whore than Christina can start kissing my ass right now. Oh what? Christina dyed her hair black...and dressed as a lil' cholla girl. Oh la la. Fucking Britney whored out HER OWN GODDAMN KID TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER. Probably the biggest whore in the world. Ever.